A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
Sunday, March 14, 2010
i f y o u r e m e ? ?
orite...why dont we talk about career...
klau korg diberi pilihan...
korang nk keje kat mane?....
1. kat tempat yg x faymes...tp big company...good oppurtunity...company Japan... kesimpulannya....manufacturing company kat Bangi...relex...designation system engineer/analyst..
or
2. tempat yg faymes...big company..good oppurtunity..company local (Malaysia)...ramai org tergila2..nk masuk ctu...keje kat tgh2 KL...name pon dah...Kuala Lumpur City Center (KLCC)..tp designation is the same...system engineer/analyst..
haa..pilih2...ok..condition lg satu..if your house dkat bangi-kajang area.... :)
hope korang bole tolong ako..
klau korg diberi pilihan...
korang nk keje kat mane?....
1. kat tempat yg x faymes...tp big company...good oppurtunity...company Japan... kesimpulannya....manufacturing company kat Bangi...relex...designation system engineer/analyst..
or
2. tempat yg faymes...big company..good oppurtunity..company local (Malaysia)...ramai org tergila2..nk masuk ctu...keje kat tgh2 KL...name pon dah...Kuala Lumpur City Center (KLCC)..tp designation is the same...system engineer/analyst..
haa..pilih2...ok..condition lg satu..if your house dkat bangi-kajang area.... :)
hope korang bole tolong ako..
t h a n k s
if you read my blog....i would like to say thanks...
nothing much i write here...anyway thanks for the support....
mmmm...soon i will be in corporate field...
and i hope that...all of u..will always be here..
atleast...i can share something....xde la boring sgt kan..
haha..recently some ask me...who am i....
ok..just to be honest to all of you...
i am computer student...soon will be computer engineer/ system engineer/ or system analyst...
haha..puas hati skrg?...
nothing much i write here...anyway thanks for the support....
mmmm...soon i will be in corporate field...
and i hope that...all of u..will always be here..
atleast...i can share something....xde la boring sgt kan..
haha..recently some ask me...who am i....
ok..just to be honest to all of you...
i am computer student...soon will be computer engineer/ system engineer/ or system analyst...
haha..puas hati skrg?...
s o r r y
hi..morning everyone...
sory laa..lame sgt aku diam...
saje je...nk balancekan balik mood...
for last 3 weeks..i dont feel like to share anything..
entah laa...rasenye orang yg aku tunggu tu dah xde kot..
jd terpakse ar..ako ddk diam2...
"workhoholic is the best policy"
malas nk fikir manyak2..relationship lagi la malas...
sory jugak kat cik "s"....aku da x send any messsage to ur mail..
hope that u will good...everyday,every tyme, every momenths...
insyaAllah....
jgn fikir manyak...just put in your mind...am not the good person as u...
seorang yg jahat..berdosa...mmg xlayak dgn org yg baek..
i know...he is the best person for you...trust me!!!...go for it!!!..
please forget what ever we have shared before...
thanks for everything....
sory laa..lame sgt aku diam...
saje je...nk balancekan balik mood...
for last 3 weeks..i dont feel like to share anything..
entah laa...rasenye orang yg aku tunggu tu dah xde kot..
jd terpakse ar..ako ddk diam2...
"workhoholic is the best policy"
malas nk fikir manyak2..relationship lagi la malas...
sory jugak kat cik "s"....aku da x send any messsage to ur mail..
hope that u will good...everyday,every tyme, every momenths...
insyaAllah....
jgn fikir manyak...just put in your mind...am not the good person as u...
seorang yg jahat..berdosa...mmg xlayak dgn org yg baek..
i know...he is the best person for you...trust me!!!...go for it!!!..
please forget what ever we have shared before...
thanks for everything....
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